Tomorrow my wife is going to have her head examined. I don’t know what took the doctors so long. I’ve been telling her she needs to have her head examined for years. Of course, this is a CT scan to check her sinuses (or so they say). I’m thinking I’ll go along and slip them a fiver to look a little deeper. No one in their right mind chooses cleaning over cooking, or eats Brussels sprouts voluntarily (Or lives with me for as long as she has). I’m guessing they’ll find a few screws loose.
Of course, I wouldn’t dare let them look inside my head. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t let me back out of the hospital. Luckily, if you really want to know what’s floating around up in my noggin it’s easier and cheaper than a CT scan. Just head over to Amazon where The Eastern Factor is being released today.
Words are so interesting. Why do we “release” a book? Is it a wild slavering thing that must be tamed before we dare release it into the wider world? Actually, that does make sense.
So if you want a peek inside my head, go get yourself a copy. I can’t guarantee the book is completely tame, but I’ve tried my best to housebreak it (Sort of).
Also, you can still get a free copy of The Order of the Wolf as part of the Secret Worlds— Fantasy Giveaway.
Also also, I’m giving away 5 copies as part of my Book Blitz today.